Barber Chicken

Copyright (C) All-American Club 2009 Kennedy-

What is a trade name itself can make or break. For each brand name like? Xerox? or? Kleenex? who entered our everyday language, there? SA failed one as the Chinese chocolate, they decided to appeal? swine? Greek soft drink or labeled? Zit.?

And for some reason when it comes to shops and stores, puns are always on fire method when the owner wants to raise the bar skill. For example, s? The accountant who named his company? Brass Tax? ? not to mention the self-explanatory? Royal Flush Cesspool sewer and drain cleaning? ? and inviting place Canadian fast-food chicken? Lick-A-Chick.?

The ante is always raised when the pun is combined with deliberate misspellings. And this happens at the national level. It? S? Rite-Aid? chain drugstores? Qwest? telephone company, and? Tastee Freez,? the free ice cream.

But frankly, there is only one Champion of all time when it combines constantly misspellings and outrageous puns? and that? the barbershop and hair salon industry.

Think? A Cut Above.? Where? Hair and now.? Where? Hair We Are. You get the idea. There are so many bad names and different barber salon, there are endless possibilities to classify. For example, the classic rock may be in your throat. Then go with? The Grateful Head,? ? Hairway to heaven? Choice Cuts or just a generic?.? Or perhaps you like classic movies? Try? Dye hard? ? Hair to eternity? or? Best House little hair!?

Sure, it s? Also the classical literature, where one can invoke? Julius Scissor,? ? Barber Ali? ? Homes ShearLocks? or defy the Romans with the rallying cry? I? m Sparti-Cuts.?

Maybe you just want to pretend? Are not a hairdresser. No problem! Try? Locks Smith? ? The Hair Port,? ? O hair? Dome? or? Force One hair.? Better? Don? t!

Why does hair equals hilarity for hair salon owners who use these names ISN painful? T entirely clear. What is clear is that there is a seemingly endless list of them already in use.

If you don? T think that here? S just a few names actually used here in the good old? USA: American Hair Lines, Clip Joint Clippity Do Da Cliptomania, Cut Me Loose, Shark Cutter edge, after the dryer, Hair Apparent, hair Loom, Hair-O-Dynamics, Hairoscope hair respectability Hair to Stay, Johnny hairs riffic hair, hair for you, heads you win, Locks luck, Mane Attraction, Mane Street, a million hairs, while the hair, Shear Delight, Shear Happiness Joy shear, shear Luck, Shears To You, Soul Scissors, High-cuts? and all of you who remember with emotion Joe DiMaggio? The Yankee Clipper.

Tired? We thought so. That? Why, when it came time to name our club's salon franchise, we went through shear torture. But the hair? The thing? Ultimately, we knew we wanted a name that actually means something.