Posted on February 17, 2010.
Is Santa smoking a cigar or pipe? There is a debate raging between cigars and driving enthusiasts about Santa smokes a cigar or a pipe. It's true - the world is held in abeyance on the red man prefers to smoke with. The debate has divided the country and opposing parties are imposed on the driving issue in relation to cigars.
The faction of pipe, encouraged by the poem "A Visit from Saint Nicolas" by Clement Moore, believes that Santa smokes "from the stump of a pipe, he pressed his teeth, and smoke surrounded his head like a crown. " The group pro-pipe remarks that Father Christmas would be better to smoke a pipe. They support the idea that if Father Christmas was a cigar smoker, he would leave the ashes and cigarette butts in homes where he makes his break to eat all the cookies that are left for him. They also insist that Santa Claus will stop for a cookie break every 3,000 miles when it changes the harness of the reindeer and give them some carrots that children leave for them, and should allow at least some behind clues in the form of cigar ash at these frequent stops.
The reasons faction cigar Santa, being a practical man and sophisticated, would certainly enjoy a good cigar. Imagine, they say, the change of reindeer harness while wielding a pipe! No, this picture calls for a good cigar as a Winston Churchill 10 or an area of 60 Avo. These cigars are designed for a worker who intends to do the job. Besides, they say, cigars are biodegradable and easy to store on a sleigh ride long.
My staff called the North Pole and the elves who interviewed key positions in Santa's workshop and warehouses, but the results were inconclusive. The elves agreed that only Santa and Mrs. Claus know what he likes, but they do hint that Mrs. Claus shops online suppliers of cigars and pipes.
The debate was finally resolved by a board of retirement of high elves and agents in the world of Father Christmas. They took a vote, and this was their conclusion: Santa smokes cigars while traveling the world to the point of latitude south of Miami. Santa smokes pipes when traveling north, with some exceptions: in England, where he often smokes Churchill 10's, and California, where he smokes what he darn well pleases. So, stay happy! Oh, and leave out carrots for the reindeer.
