Yogurt Bran Muffins

only if your constipation

Cut muffins, Activia and bump that coffee pot up to four or five pots of coffee with a multivitamin supplement twice a day, you just described most of my diet.

You do not know if you want to call me a champion, though. I am a little thin, really. ,-P

Sounds like what I do for breakfast every morning ...

.... This is not exactly health ... but better than cheetos and a coke.

I would be visiting the bathroom every morning if I ate that. The muffins are really high in fat and calories, how about a couple of eggs and a piece of fruit

No, it seems rather boring and unpleasant for me .... but if you like .....

Sex is the breakfast of champions.

No chocolate cake and ice cream is the breakfast of champions.

Who's with me?

No, replace the coffee with a little juice.

No, it's iced tea and a plate of brownies.

No Tony says his Frosted Flakes.
I say his dogs Chile

are not wheaties breakfast of champions duh;]

No, I'll tell you what it is, but I'd TOSed